December 2009
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must...”
– Winnie the Pooh | Submitted by: royalsadness (via quote-book)
I loved that show. x]
Reblog if sometimes you're afraid to text someone...
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HAHA, more like talk to somebody on AIM for me.
HAHAHA.
Since when did everyone start using FormSpring? LOL, kay. x]
Faith.
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were , you would not be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That isall that keeps things moving & alive.
Should I?
Hmm, since everyone is taking a picture w/ their Santa hats, should I? :D Idk.
Its not fake when you're nice to the people you...
angelalalahuunn:
ayeeeitsarahjane:
jdwgaf:
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xton:
monsta:
juju-sama:
whatshernuts:
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Yee. I don’t get why people say you’re a “fake” when you do that.
Hmmm.
Should I make a formspring? Hmmm, I SHALL! There’s no point in making one, though. :D
Put Tumblr into a band name
srslyedward:
sydneyaustralia:
phoebejeebies:
treasure-island:
weatherpatterns:
flickflickflicker:
intuitiveaptitude:
lettherebepanic:
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discochemistry:
justyoubabes:
isabellejanexo:
MayDay Tumblr or Tumblr Parade (:
My Tumblr Romance (My Chemical Romance) :)) WHOO .
All Time Tumblr. :DDD
The Tumblr IS…
Tumblr! at the Disco
Tumblr Starship
...
O________O.
xysabreezy:
anuncannymind:
“gooddayjahremeh forever and ever.” - cyrill4e. ”gooddayjahremeh i loove you ! good job today evertythiing10 & RSGbest.” - xlexyboo.
“hii gooddayjahremeh (:.” - hallieedamit.
I don’t get it; WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE INCLUDING MY SN in THEIR STATS AND BUDDY INFO? And cyrill, WHATTHEFUCK? LOL. O______________O????????
HOLY SHIT, samething with me !
...
O________O.
“gooddayjahremeh forever and ever.” - cyrill4e. ”gooddayjahremeh i loove you ! good job today evertythiing10 & RSGbest.” - xlexyboo.
“hii gooddayjahremeh (:.” - hallieedamit.
I don’t get it; WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE INCLUDING MY SN in THEIR STATS AND BUDDY INFO? And cyrill, WHATTHEFUCK? LOL. O______________O????????
Spinoffs suck.
Pokemon was hella BEAST before. I watched from Indigo League to Master Quest. Then, it got sucky after the Advanced Generations. I also watched the original series movies, NOT the spinoff ones.
Yu-Gi-Oh! was hella cool too. The movie was like, my favorite one when I was around eight. And it’s still one of my all-time favorites. But then, GX came. Ugh. That BOMBED. Big time.
The only series...
THEEEEE BET !
wtfsamantha:
theheeeckcerie:
wtfsamantha:
theheeeckcerie:
@wtfsamantha ahahahaha i soo won that riite there ! lmao it was quite obvious tho that sometime today that it would get brought up(:< easy money easy money x] oh how the dollar you gave me will be something to cherish and remember as THEE dollar, lol(;
wtfsamantha: I was trying to prevent it from being brought up. But...
When I make new friends, I make sure I don't ditch...
cookieeee:
gojamaicago:
You should too.
ALWAYS. (:
Say It Ain't So -____-
theheeeckcerie:
awh man the last thing i wanna hear is you telling me that you are going to San Diego after graduating middle school . i didnt think you were THAT serious . i was thinking that maybe there was still hope that you were still be able to go to westmoor after middle school but now im jsut confused, sad, and well UNFOND of the idea of having you be THAT FAR ! i mean San Francisco...